Forty-Second Keychain-[Action]

[perplexme]

[Well for whatever reason today, anybody out in the village today can find Roxas dressed in a suit with a tie, toting around a wagon filled with what appears to be a bunch of library books. He sees no problem with this as he starts going from door to door, knocking and hoping to attract any kind of customer.

Feel free to stop him, or listen to his speech while he tries to sell books at your front door.]

Comments

[perplexme]

...well maybe not sell, but you know what I mean.

[inabook]

It's not a bad idea to bring them around to people directly... but they really should be checked out first. Otherwise they'll get lost and no one else can read them.

[perplexme]

I don't think they'll get lost if I remember who has what books.

[nicht-ein-traum.livejournal.com]

Of course.

... Where did you get these books? [Some of them look awfully familiar.]

[perplexme]

...nowhere in particular, really. I just found them.

[flaring]

[...what. Roxas. Though you do look kind of nice in that suit.]

And just what are you up to.

[perplexme]

[Busted. Roxas just stops rolling his wagon and looks up at Axel.]

I'm selling books.

[nicht-ein-traum.livejournal.com]

... Are these from the library? [Stares at a handful of books he's been shelving for the past month or two.]

[flaring]

Any reason why? Not like you can sell them here anyway. People don't have munny.

[perplexme]

I don't know, I felt like it. I know they can't really buy them, but it's the idea behind it, right?

[perplexme]

...[He looks to his right, and then to his left]

You saw nothing.

[mikangirl.livejournal.com]

Um. Yes? [Peering at those books.] Huh, that's new.

[flaring]

I suppose. Still doesn't explain the suit.

[Tugs at his tie. Is so amused here.]

[perplexme]

I thought so, you look like the type. I'm glad to hear it though, because you're in luck! I've got a special going on today for books, buy two, get one free.

[perplexme]

All businessmen wear suits. [He'll reach into his wagon here and pull out a book, flipping it open to a picture of a "businessman"] See?

[He glares a little when Axel tugs on his tie though] Hey, quit that.

[mikangirl.livejournal.com]

[Oh, more insane experiment people. Well, she can roll with that.]

That sounds like a great deal. What are you actually selling them for?

[nicht-ein-traum.livejournal.com]

[... Pffffffffft Laughing here.]

[perplexme]

[Aw, Nami, Roxas isn't insane...he's just really confused and currently dumb.]

For entertainment purposes, of course.

[perplexme]

What?

[fightlikeacow.livejournal.com]

[He starts to walk away, then realizes what he's just told Roxas.]

Oh, son of a squid!

[perplexme]

[brb cackling to himself and running off to use Guybrush's secret.]

[Action] <3

[sun-trumpet.livejournal.com]

Sales? What are you selling?

[Action] <3

[perplexme]

Books, what else?

[inabook]

...Well, that's true.

[perplexme]

It'll be fine, trust me. I know exactly what I'm doing.