Forty-Second Keychain-[Action]

[perplexme]

[Well for whatever reason today, anybody out in the village today can find Roxas dressed in a suit with a tie, toting around a wagon filled with what appears to be a bunch of library books. He sees no problem with this as he starts going from door to door, knocking and hoping to attract any kind of customer.

Feel free to stop him, or listen to his speech while he tries to sell books at your front door.]

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[Action] I'm so sorry!!

[sun-trumpet.livejournal.com]

[flies past!]

Hey, Roxas! Whatcha doing?

[inabook]

[Estelle opens the beaded curtain door of House 12...

Well, she does like books but this is rather strange.]

Hello?

[fightlikeacow.livejournal.com]

[Guybrush is walking by, wearing a plaid jacket, a wide-brimmed hat, and carrying a stack of books.]

Uh-oh, competition?

[Action] No worries

[perplexme]

[Looking up and watching the little fairy fly around his head]

Hey, Salt. I'm doing sales today.

[perplexme]

[Hey Estelle, Roxas is just going to grin and pick up one of the books]

Do you like reading? Well have I got a deal for you. Right now we're having a special, buy two, get one free, any book you can think of I probably have it.

[perplexme]

[Orly. Roxas just glares a little.]

Maybe.

[fightlikeacow.livejournal.com]

Where are you setting up shop? It had better be far away from mine...

[perplexme]

I don't have a shop. I'm smarter than that.

[inabook]

Um... [...she is baffled] Well I do enjoy books, but how do you expect to be paid?

[...] Did you take those from the library? [She knows her collection.]

[fightlikeacow.livejournal.com]

Huh, what do you mean?

[perplexme]

[...oops, did not think that far!]

...maybe...

[perplexme]

I cater to my customers. I come to them instead of making them come to me.

[fightlikeacow.livejournal.com]

[Dang, that's a really good idea...]

O-oh yeah? Well, my emporium has ambiance. I create an environment where people want to buy, buy, buy.

[perplexme]

I doubt it. My strategies are obviously better.

[fightlikeacow.livejournal.com]

People will be flocking my shop in no time! I know the secret to making a good pitch.

[perplexme]

What secret?

[fightlikeacow.livejournal.com]

You have to talk really fast and gesture with every word.

[perplexme]

Thanks for the tip. [NOT A SECRET NOW, IS IT?]

[fightlikeacow.livejournal.com]

No prob. Hey, good luck with the new business.

[mikangirl.livejournal.com]

[Opening the door of house #46.] Hello?

[perplexme]

Well hello there. Tell me something, do you like to read?

[nicht-ein-traum.livejournal.com]

[... Blinking here.] Roxas?

[perplexme]

[Lalala I has wagon...] Hey, Alfons. Interested in buying some books?

[perplexme]

Same to you, man. Same to you.

[nicht-ein-traum.livejournal.com]

There's no currency in Luceti, Roxas. I'm not sure how you intend to sell them.