[because it means telling you things, fffff] Okay...okay so, here's what happened. [Nea gets pettings while Roxas finishes his ice cream to start the story.] After everything that happened with you, I had this idea in mind...you know, to free Kingdom Hearts and stop all of the craziness. I guess I thought that if I freed it, you'd come back and everything could go back to the way it was. Just you, me, and Axel. I was going to head back but I ended up getting stopped by a bunch of the Neoshadows. They all just came out of nowhere and I had to fight them. By that point I had the two Keyblades. I wasn't entirely sure why at the time, but like I cared. There were just too many of them though.

...that's the first time I met Riku. He helped me fight off the Heartless but after that? We ended up fighting each other. He had Oblivion because I gave it to him, but I fought him and I beat him. Then Riku decided to be a dirty cheater and changed his appearance and then he disappeared but came back and then something happened and I blacked out.

...anyway. After that? I guess Riku brought me to this guy named DiZ. Or DiZ came after me after that, I don't remember that part well enough anymore. DiZ decided that he had to hide me because the Organization was looking for me, but he wanted to use me to make Sora wake up. So he created this virtual version of Twilight Town...and that's how I met Hayner, Pence, and Olette. I didn't know any better and so I just went on with my life. My memories had been rescrambled, I didn't remember anything about the Organization or anything. I thought I'd grown up in Twilight Town with those guys. I thought I was normal...sort of. When I was there? I started having these weird dreams. I didn't know it at the time, but they were Sora's memories as Naminé started to fix everything. The Nobodies started coming after me, and sometimes I could summon the Keyblade but I didn't know why.

Axel even came after me a few times, but I couldn't remember him either. It...was awful, now that I think about it. For him, I mean. We thought we'd always remember each other, but I didn't remember anything. All of this happened within one week. Axel and I fought a couple of times. I remember I tried talking to Naminé once? I ended up with Kairi instead. That's when I started to figure out what was going on.

Naminé's the one who eventually told me that I was Sora's Nobody. She's the one who told mewhat was happening to me, and I learned that everything was fake. Everything was a lie. I wasn't really friends with Hayner, Pence, and Olette. They were just...data. Nothing else. I started remembering everything, and I guess it just...hurt. I was mad. More than mad.

I fought Axel one more time before I found Sora, and I beat him. He seemed surprised I had two Keyblades, even though it wasn't weird to me anymore. I kind of wanted to follow him, but I couldn't. I had to find Sora. I found DiZ instead. [And here he pauses, visibly angry all over again. Man, even years later and knowing everything he knows, DiZ still pisses him off.]

DiZ...was just a hologram and eventually he left. I found Sora...and I rejoined him.

After I rejoined Sora's body, everything went back to normal for him, I guess. He went to Twilight Town and he met the real Hayner, Pence, and Olette. Kairi's met them too, but the Hayner that's here? He doesn't know them. He knows me. That means...it means he's not real. I don't know how to tell him that either. [Don't mind him, he's just going to stop talking now because wow that's a lot.]