Fifty-Ninth Keychain - [Voice]

[perplexme]

Okay...since Axel seems to think it's a bad idea to try and teach the cat to ice skate, let me ask all of you a question. A friend and I are thinking about starting a business. It's something really good, promise.

Think about this. You have an important item but suddenly you can't find it. You think it might have even been stolen. So who would you call? The police, sure, but what about detectives?

[The camera's soon going to get a view of the front cover of a detective novel he picked up from the library.]

Even if it's not something a lot of people would use, I bet at least one person could use a few detectives around here, so I'm volunteering myself and Naoto Shirogane. Need a mystery to be solved? Call us. We all know weird stuff happens around here all the time...just look at last week.

[And with that being said, he's going to wander through KH house to see if Axel's home. He's had a few discussions with the older boy involving another certain bff and a certain redhead replica. And so there's a few minutes' pause before the next bit filters through.]

[Filtered to Luke]

Hey. Axel and I want to talk to you at Fourteen. Come over.

Comments

[Voice]

[perplexme]

Well I guess we could ask him and see what he thinks. [What, this seems logical.]

[Voice]

[knightofratatosk]

Oh, Sial can't talk to people the way the animals here can. Maybe it's because he's a monster... all he can do is make chirping and purring noises.

[Voice]

[perplexme]

Nea doesn't talk either, but that doesn't mean we can't communicate with them. Talking isn't the only form of communication.

[Voice]

[knightofratatosk]

I don't know if Sial is even that interested in trying to communicate with me as long as I feed him and scratch behind his ears.

[perplexme]

At least he understands the simple things in life. You've got to give him some credit.

[knightofratatosk]

That's true. If you look at it that way, he might be smarter than all of us.

[perplexme]

Well I don't know about that....but it's possible.

How have you been anyway, Emil? It's been a while.

[knightofratatosk]

Me? I've been fine, aside from the experiments. That bologna really started to get annoying after a while.

[perplexme]

That's go--

...bologna?

[knightofratatosk]

It kept falling on me whenever I opened something like a cupboard or a door.

[perplexme]

You know? That sounds really kind of gross. What'd you end up doing with it all?

[knightofratatosk]

Actually, I just sort of left it where it was, except for the stuff in the house...

[perplexme]

...maybe it'll disappear on its own anyway.

[knightofratatosk]

Or maybe some of the animals will eat it.

[perplexme]

As long as it's not poisoned, sure.

[knightofratatosk]

I don't think it was poisoned... I mean, I tasted some of it just to make sure it really was bologna and not something else.

[perplexme]

Then I guess we're okay.

[knightofratatosk]

Yeah, probably. What about you-- what happened to you during that experiment?

[perplexme]

Um...well...my hair took on its own life.

[knightofratatosk]

Your... hair?

[perplexme]

Yeah. It was just as weird as it sounds.

[knightofratatosk]

It didn't hurt anyone... right?

[perplexme]

No, it just growled at people. I think the only person it hurt was my scalp. And then I found a turtle.

[knightofratatosk]

You found a turtle?

[...]

Was there something special about it, or was it just a turtle? It's kind of cold for turtles to be out in the water...

[perplexme]

He was in one of my shirts. Like...sort of just clinging there. Kairi brought in our laundry and he was just curled up there and wouldn't let go.