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Forty-Second Keychain-[Action]

[Well for whatever reason today, anybody out in the village today can find Roxas dressed in a suit with a tie, toting around a wagon filled with what appears to be a bunch of library books. He sees no problem with this as he starts going from door to door, knocking and hoping to attract any kind of customer.

Feel free to stop him, or listen to his speech while he tries to sell books at your front door.]

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[Guybrush is walking by, wearing a plaid jacket, a wide-brimmed hat, and carrying a stack of books.]

Uh-oh, competition?

[Orly. Roxas just glares a little.]

Maybe.

Where are you setting up shop? It had better be far away from mine...

I don't have a shop. I'm smarter than that.

Huh, what do you mean?

I cater to my customers. I come to them instead of making them come to me.

[Dang, that's a really good idea...]

O-oh yeah? Well, my emporium has ambiance. I create an environment where people want to buy, buy, buy.

I doubt it. My strategies are obviously better.

People will be flocking my shop in no time! I know the secret to making a good pitch.

What secret?

You have to talk really fast and gesture with every word.

Thanks for the tip. [NOT A SECRET NOW, IS IT?]

No prob. Hey, good luck with the new business.

Same to you, man. Same to you.

[He starts to walk away, then realizes what he's just told Roxas.]

Oh, son of a squid!

[brb cackling to himself and running off to use Guybrush's secret.]

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