perplexme | Fifty-Sixth Keychain

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Fifty-Sixth Keychain - [Voice/Action]

Man, what's up with this heat wave? Like three days last week and now the second day in a row this week? Axel, maybe you had it right. The ocean's sounding pretty good right now. It's probably too late in the day to get out there though.

[And maybe Axel was right about a few other things. Mainly, Roxas needs to be more of a teenager and less of researcher. So today he's taken the redhead's advice and enlisted in some tomfoolery of his own.

It just happens to be in the form of water balloons. A whole bucket of them, and he's sitting next to them outside of what would be KH house if it was visible to everyone.]

So...I've got a bunch of water balloons that are dying to be popped. Who's up for a fight? Some of you actually don't have a choice, but I'm pretty sure you know who you guys are.

[Don't ask him; he read about it in a book.]

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Well if you insist.

Hurry up, man. I'm waiting. There's a big red one with your name all over it.

Sheesh, give me a minute, will ya?

Only a minute, that's it.

Better watch your back, man.

That's not a threat, is it?

Sure is. What're you going to do about it?

I told you. Big. Red. Water balloon.

See you in a few minutes. Well, I'll see you but you might not see me.

...wait what's that supposed to mean?

Who knows!

[That just means Axel is going to sneak out a window and try to sneak up on Roxas. Aaand that's all he says before he closes the journal. WATCH YOUR BACK, BRO.]

...[Way to make him paranoid, bro. Roxas is going to be peering around corners of the house trying to find Axel before Axel finds him. True to his word, he's got a giant red water balloon in his hand with Axel's name literally written all over it with a black marker. Come on.]

[Just as planned. And are you looking up as well, Roxas?]

[Not really. That part hasn't occurred to him quite yet seeing how he's turning in circles to...well, watch his back.]

[Ohoho. Well there's a redhead on the roof right about where you're currently standing, lurking like a lurking thing. He is armed with a small water gun, and while it may be small, it will sure do the trick. Taking a moment to try and get a good aim at Roxas' head before he shoots.]

[He still can't figure out where Axel is, but he yelps suddenly when a stream of water hits him in the head.] Hey! [And back to looking around. AXEL COME HERE.]

[Dropping down from the roof next to Roxas. And firing his water gun again.]

[You fire all you want, Axel. Roxas is going to flail and fling a balloon at the redhead's head.]

[...dsfhdskjfjksjw. HE WAS EXPECTING THAT but at the same time how could you, Roxas. Axel just stops, standing there staring at Roxas for a moment while dripping wet. You might want to take this chance to run.]

...

...[You know what? We'll just...be turning around and running away now. Sorry Axel, but he's also still armed.]

[Even if you're still armed, Roxas, that might not help you very much. Axel has plans for you now. Terrible, terrible plans once he catches you.

Axel takes off after him, but quickly summons a dark corridor and steps through it, reappearing seconds later in front of Roxas to try and cut him off.]

What's the rush!

[Roxas was very sure that he was going to be able to sidestep Axel, really!

...until the taller Nobody uses the dark corridor to ambush him.]

Don't shoot it!

Oh don't worry, I'm not.

[Instead Axel is making a grab for Roxas. COME HERE BLONDIE.]

[And Roxas is going to try to move backwards, but he trips and quickly falls on his butt instead.

Well. Now what, Axel?]

[Roxas, you are the biggest derp. Axel chuckles as he sends the corridor away for now, advancing on the blonde with a smug look. Though he's also dripping wet so that might not be as effective as normal.

He comes to a stop just before Roxas and grins down at him. You're in for it, best friend.]

You proooobably shouldn't have done that.

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