Fifty-Sixth Keychain - [Voice/Action]

[perplexme]

Man, what's up with this heat wave? Like three days last week and now the second day in a row this week? Axel, maybe you had it right. The ocean's sounding pretty good right now. It's probably too late in the day to get out there though.

[And maybe Axel was right about a few other things. Mainly, Roxas needs to be more of a teenager and less of researcher. So today he's taken the redhead's advice and enlisted in some tomfoolery of his own.

It just happens to be in the form of water balloons. A whole bucket of them, and he's sitting next to them outside of what would be KH house if it was visible to everyone.]

So...I've got a bunch of water balloons that are dying to be popped. Who's up for a fight? Some of you actually don't have a choice, but I'm pretty sure you know who you guys are.

[Don't ask him; he read about it in a book.]

Comments

[Voice]

[catus_carnival]

Yeah! Where are you, meow?

[Voice]

[perplexme]

We're meeting in the center of town and then I'm taking everyone to the play site. Can you meet us there and come with us?

[Voice]

[catus_carnival]

Yep!

[Because she will be there very fast. Pouncing very fast there.]

[Voice]

[perplexme]

Good...I'll be heading out that way pretty soon. I'll see you there.

[Action]

[catus_carnival]

[She arrives there very quickly, as one would expect out of a cat...person...thing. And she fell asleep within 2 seconds. How? Don't ask.]

[Action]

[perplexme]

[...don't mind him staring when he gets there a bit later and finds her. What...um...okay he's going to approach and...well, how do you do this?]

...hello?

[Action]

[catus_carnival]

[Wakes up.

Yawns in his face.

With all her teeth showing.]

[Action]

[perplexme]

[LOTS OF SHARP TEETH.] Whoa! [Don't mind him just...stepping back suddenly. What the heck was that all about?]

[Action]

[catus_carnival]

Hello!

[Action]

[perplexme]

Hey...you. [Just. Staring.] Um. You awake?

[Action]

[catus_carnival]

Tao is neow!

[Action]

[perplexme]

You weren't asleep long, were you? [Sorry, Roxas is busy trying to figure out what the heck you are.]

[Action]

[catus_carnival]

[It's a mystery of the ages.]

Nope. I was taking a catnap.

[Action]

[perplexme]

Just making sure. Anyway hi. Ready to come join the rest of us?

[Action]

[catus_carnival]

Yep! Tao is ready!

[She springs up from her sitting/napping/whatever position quite suddenly.]

[Action]

[perplexme]

You're pretty agile, aren't you? [This might make for interesting competition.]

[Action]

[catus_carnival]

Yep! Tao's been training lots!

[Action]

[perplexme]

What kind of training?

[Action]

[catus_carnival]

Beating stuff up, meow.

[Action]

[perplexme]

That doesn't tell me much, you know.

[Action]

[catus_carnival]

[It is to someone like Tao whose IQ is in the double digits.]

But that's all that Tao does! Kind of.

[Action]

[perplexme]

Kind of? [Double-digits or not, Roxas is really puzzled here.]

[Action]

[catus_carnival]

And I spar with people, meow. Like with Boobie Lady!

[Action]

[perplexme]

And funny enough I have no idea who that is. What do you spar with?

[Action]

[catus_carnival]

My claws, meow!

[Sure enough, from the slits of her paw-sleeve things spring out metallic claws.]