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I only have one simple question for everybody.

[Which is a surprise in and of itself. For Roxas, who generally asks lots of questions and pokes and prods at everything, simple isn't exactly something that fits in his vocabulary.]

What do you do when you've run out of things to do? [A pause.] I mean I've been here for 1,558 days. My cat refuses to keep up his painting and skateboarding lessons. ~~Axel's still gone, and Xion has Luke.~~ Time...moves really fast, and I guess I'm just now noticing.

At least it's close to Christmas again. I've really grown to like the snow and the holiday, maybe almost as much as Sora. Heh. All right, I don't think anyone can love Christmas as much as he can. That'll be something to keep me busy for a while, but what then? I think I've read almost every book in the library by now. Is there more that I can learn still, or does it all just stop?

Anyway, I don't really expect an answer, but I'd appreciate it if anyone had some advice.

…thanks.

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...Okay I'm really tempted to go sarcastic, but I think I'll just confuse you more. There's maybe three reasons, and two of them are crass, so I'll settle on the last one. The last one, simply, is that people can't resist. And they ought not to resist.

So which reason are you going with, one, two or three?

Me? I like all three.

You can't like all three of them.

Roxas-kun, I so can! I don't like resisting, I like closeness, and I'm pretty sure I'm a sex machine too!

Iiii don't think you get to be the judge of the last one, dude. Hate to break it to you.

-Rude! It's not like you'd fare better!

What makes you think I wouldn't? I bet I could do better without even knowing what I was doing.

Roxas, I will kill you. I am not afraid to.

Yeah, like I'm gonna believe that.

Your funeral.

Prove it.

--Okay, seriously, Roxas-kun if you're that bored, you have problems.

That's kind of what I was trying to say, man. I can't think of anything challenging left to do here.

How's your strength? Never going to fall, Roxas-kun?

Never. I've been training way too long.

You've never hit any trouble between drafts and missions? How blessed that must be.

What exactly are you getting at here?

Can you defeat one of those Third Party Elites in single combat?

Probably.

Really? You're at a level I can't imagine, then.

And just how weak did you think I was?

[His eyes narrow at "weak"]

It once took a team for four, including the single strongest person I know to take down an Elite. To flawlessly and with no doubts take one in single combat isn't to be strong, it's to be like a god, Roxas.

Then I guess you should start calling me Hercules.

No chance.

[...He needs to get his groove back. Roxas was that strong?]

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