perplexme | Thirty-Sixth Keychain-[Accidental Voice]

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...365 days and I didn't disappear.

That's a real classy habit to have.

Yeah, well, I do what I can.

Clearly. Though it makes me curious how I intended to pull that off here.

Wait what?

[SHHH THAT WAS A HORRIBLE TYPO. I = you]

Where's the vanishing point?

Does that part matter?

Well we wouldn't want you to up and poof on us, would we?

Like I keep telling you, Nina, I have no idea what you do and don't want.

Maybe it's better off that way then, kiddo.

Doubt it. I'm too used to people screwing me over without me knowing it.

Damn, you caught me. I had some comically elaborate plan to make you my willing slave.

A for effort at least.

Do I get a gold star?

You get two, just for having a sense of humor.

[Mine is an evil laugh] Nice work on my part then.

Congratulations. Anything else?

Nah, we're done.